Baldur’s Gate 3: Lae’zel Beat my Ass with a Piece of Salami

Cheese, salami, and betrayal - a tale of unlikely weapons in Baldur's Gate 3.

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Have you ever been bested by a character wielding a piece of salami in Baldur’s Gate 3? It seems one Reddit user shared a hilarious experience involving Lae’zel and a surprising weapon. The player tried to cheese a romance event but ended up getting destroyed by a salami-wielding warrior. Let’s dive into the post and comments to uncover the chaos that ensued.

Summary

  • The unexpected power of a salami in combat
  • Cheating in-game leading to humorous consequences
  • Lae’zel’s relentless nature and unexpected tactics

Player Shenanigans

ImNotAHuman0101 shared their attempt to cheese a romance event, only to face the wrath of a salami-wielding Lae’zel. Despite trying to outsmart the game, the player found themselves on the receiving end of a hilarious defeat.

Community Laughter

Comments from webevie and Marcuse0 highlighted the humor in the situation, with playful jabs at the player’s misfortune. PeevishDiceLady added a creative narrative twist to the battle, emphasizing the unexpected nature of Lae’zel’s tactics.

Unforeseen Consequences

From ToddZi11a’s poetic mockery to El_Bito2’s disdain for weakness, the community reactions reflected amusement at the unconventional combat scenario. Even the misdirected expectations of CagyDog77 added to the comedic essence of the post.